Even those who’ve never watched all of Hitchcock’s Psycho are well aware of the now infamous shower scene, where a shadowy character brutally attacks the lovely Marion Crane. Hell, that stabbing motion coupled with a few high pitched noises has even become the universally accepted hand motion for not so subtly implying that guy you know is a little bit crackers.
But what I find fascinating about that classic scene is that, although it may be one of the most iconic moments in cinema, nothing actually happens. Sure we see the stabbing motions, screaming and blood flowing down the plug hole, but I can’t help but think that this kind of suggestive violence just doesn’t cut it anymore. To satisfy today’s mass audiences we need a pretty gruesome knife to the face shot, some guts spilling out and plenty of blood all over the walls. If recent all out gore movies like The Human Centipede are anything to go by you’d then need to attach the bloodied corpse to a stray dog too and make it dance. Urgh.
Of course expectations change with the times, Psycho was made in 1960 after all.
But, as I began to write this list of my top Halloween films, I realised that I’m no longer sure what really scares people anymore. Sure it’s very much down to personal taste, but as a whole are we content with a thriller? A classic ghost story? Or do we need all out gore, which features at least one or two gruesome amputations?
So instead of a definitive list that might not be everyone’s cup of tea, here are 30 of my top scary movies grouped into a few random categories. My all time favourite three are at the bottom, but other than that there’s not much rhyme or reason to the rankings.
From the more obscure to the modern to the totally predictable, here’s my pick of the top films for Halloween.
Scary because they’re just VERY messed up
1. Antichrist (2009)
A grieving couple retreat to some creepy woods in an attempt to repair their troubled marriage. I won’t give anymore away, but although this film is in many ways pretty damn disturbing it’s a brilliant testament to Lars Von Trier’s work and the extremely talented main characters played by DeFoe and Gainsbourg.
2. Session 9 (2001)
Written and directed by Brad Anderson of The Machinist fame, Session 9 is in some ways a fairly predictable and low budget movie, but there are some brilliant tense on-the-edge-of-your-seat moments coupled with disturbing scenes that explore the horror of mental illness.
3. Videodrome (1983)
A strange, unsettling and at times oddly cheesy film from Cronenburg which explores our obsession with the TV screen, probably even more relevant today with the fact we’re not just “sucked in” by the TV screen anymore, but by computers, mobiles, tablets, the list could go on and on.

Scary with a camera
4. The Blair Witch Project (1999)
The Blair Witch Project is most definitely a love-it-or-hate-it kind of film, with some finding the shaky camera footage irritating and contrived and others feeling well and truly part of the creepy narrative. An ideal choice for Halloween.
5. Paranormal Activity (2007)
Paranormal Activity and its subsequent sequels have had a great deal of criticism over the years, but will also remain some of the scariest for heart pounding, edge of your seat terror.
6. REC (2007)
A reporter follows the local firemen around for a night and gets much more than she bargained for when they’re all called to a strange incident at a block of apartments. It’s a little bit gory, a little bit predictable, but scary as hell in places. As REC is a Spanish movie it would have been equally at home in the next category too.

Scary subtitles
7. The Ring / The Ringu (1998)
The original Japanese movie is still the highest grossing horror film in Japan and much more gritty and odd than the US remake that soon followed.
8. The Orphanage (2007)
Set in a beautiful but very eerie and dilapidated orphanage in Spain, a family become tied up in the creepy history of the building and its old inhabitants.
9. Let The Right One In (2008)
Although the US remake called Let Me In is still a pretty good movie, you can rarely beat originals. This is an eerie and in many ways beautiful story of a young vampire who couldn’t be more different to the glittery, emo Edward Cullen.

Scary with a clever serial killer
10. Se7en (1995)
Two detectives, played incredibly well by Freeman and Pitt, are on the hunt for a serial killer. A brilliant movie by Fincher with plenty of twists and turns.
11. The Silence of the Lambs
The Silence of the Labs is a clever classic with an unforgettable performance from Hopkins, which will make you NEVER want to talk to a stranger EVER again.
12. Psycho (1960)
Psycho is a brilliant thriller from Hitchcock set in the creepy Bates Motel.

Scary with a crazy slasher serial killer
13. Scream (1996)
Basically a person in a mask starts murdering unsuspecting teens from the local high school. It’s predictable, it’s cheesy but it’s also perfect Halloween fodder.
14. Friday the 13th (1980)
The same slasher movie mechanic, but this time at a summer camp.
15. Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
Another blood fest from Wes Craven, this time Freddie Krueger kills children in their sleep with his creepy hands and Dennis the Menace style attire.

Scary in space
16. Alien (1979)
The crew of a space ship far, far away on a mining mission come across some strange creatures. It’s still as scary as ever more than 30 years on. Most of the sequels are pretty decent too, so rent them all out for a whole night of face hugging fun.
17. Event Horizon (1997)
A bit of a cult classic, Event Horizon doesn’t leave you feeling blown away by the script or character development, but it’s eerie, scary and one of my favourite sci-fi films of all time.
18. Pandorum (2009)
I only ended up watching Pandorum at the cinema by accident, I’d gone to see something with brilliant reviews but was running too late so opted for this instead. I was sceptical as I hadn’t heard anything about it and it all looked a bit too generic and predictable at first. But, it’s actually one of my top scary films, with some great acting, tonnes of tense heart pounding moments, as well as an interesting look at what could happen to the human mind when it’s confused and isolated for far too long.

Scary possessions
19. The Exorcist (1973)
Some of the special effects in The Exorcist seem a little rubbish now and certain scenes have been parodied to death, but that doesn’t stop the movie being one of the best and particularly groundbreaking for the time it was made.
20. The Last Exorcism (2010)
It doesn’t get good reviews and many saw it as just another rushed film exploiting the classic exorcism genre, but there’s something about this movie that really got to me. Expect lots of lovely twists too.
21. Rosemary’s Baby (1968)
An unnerving and still creepy classic from Polanski with a great performance from Mia Farrow.

Scary zombies
22. Dawn of the Dead (1978)
A zombie classic which is old but still entertaining 30 years on.
23. Resident Evil (2002)
It’s not a particularly great film, but it’s an entertaining mix of action, gore and horror based on the video game with a good soundtrack.
24. 28 Days Later (2002)
In my opinion the best zombie-like (even though they’re infected not really dead, but hey ho) film ever made. The fact it’s set in London, gritty and very unpredictable makes it all the more real and terrifying.

Scary gore
25. The Human Centipede (2009)
I was a bit reluctant to write about The Human Centipede, but I’m including it because it’s the ultimate in gore, torture porn and gross out horror if that kind of thing floats your boat. A crazy guy basically stitches people together. Yes, that’s it. URgh. It seems to come straight from the mind of a very warped person, so have your finger on the fast forward button all of the way through.
26. Saw (2004)
Saw is pretty gruesome, but because each story has a loose moral to it we seem to STILL think Saw 34597 is worth watching when its released around this time EVERY year. Still, it’s worth watching if only to see how creepy the Jigsaw doll on the bike looks…
27. Hostel (2005)
Another gruesome torture porn film, which freaks me out the most because I can imagine the hostel in question actually existing somewhere in this awful, twisted little world of ours.

Scary classics
28. The Thing (1982)
I didn’t want to spoil the plot too much, but by the title I’m pretty sure you can tell it’s about some weird monster, alien thing, which ends up terrorising a group of scientists in the Antarctic.
29. The Wicker Man (1973)
A policeman is called to a strange island to investigate the disappearance of a girl who most of the locals say never existed. Another brilliant, scary and unpredictable classic.
30. The Shining (1980)
The Shining is without a doubt my favourite scary movie, Stephen King’s classic novel is brought to life so incredibly well by Kubrick’s impeccable directing and Nicholson’s unforgettable portrayal of Jack.
